" stone walls "

 [ "stone walling" ]

1: To put up artificial or contrived barriers to slow down or stop someone's progress.

  * e.g.,  ... I've been trying to get to the bottom of this problem but she keeps stone walling me. 

 [ "Stone-wall Jackson" ]

1: When a male is expecting a date to end in sex, and is usually unpleasantly disappointed. Generally the date leaves the male feeling discouraged, and so sad they can't even muster up the enthusiasm to masturbate.

  * e.g.,  ... "Damn, I drove 15 miles in a blizzard to get some, and it ended in stone-wall Jackson. I couldn't even muster up the enthusiasm to masturbate!" 

 [ "Stone Wall Jackson" ]

1: When someone who knows there history and also smokes a lot of weed and has a square head.

  * e.g.,  ... Your dad looks like stone wall jackson. 

 [ "stoned as a wall" ]

1: Often used in northern hill sheep farming communities to express the feeling after inhaling the smoke from a lot of weed..

  * e.g.,  ... By eck - sorry lass - I was as stoned as a wall last night... 

 [ "stoned as a wall" ]

2: Comes (obviously) from a combination of stoned and stone wall.

 [ "Stone Wall" ]

1:  A wall made of stone. A not commonly known videogame character archetype that sacrifices offensive power for more defenses. In co-op based games, this character archetype will usually be the tank if not the mighty glacier directing hits and tanking them. Their damage output doesn't always have to be subpar but it could be limited by other factors such as range or mobility. (In short, he can't kill you but you can't kill him)

  * e.g.,  ... Example one: Person 1: "Oh wow a stone wall!" 

 [ "Stone Wall on Steroids" ]

1: Stone Wall on Steroids is the act of being in the way of ever new idea someone else proposes.

  * e.g.,  ... It is one thing to be against President Trump because my friend Jerry is a sore loser, it is quite another thing for Jerry to be a Stone Wall on Steroids on everything Trump does. He has lost all prospective on fair play.